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  • Squire
    Jul 12, 10:25 PM
    Why did you think this...

    I agree with you 100%. I bought pages thinking it could replace MS Word after seeing Jobs demo at MacWorld a couple of years ago.


    ...if you knew this...

    I am also sure that if you review the introduction of Pages at MacWorld it was intended to compete as a consumer product and not a replacement for Word by Steve Jobs.

    ?

    I was going to say that it was not marketed-- at least initially-- as a Word-killer but it's obvious I don't need to convince you of that.

    Anyway, I think MS Word and Pages are both good apps. :D

    -Squire





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  • iEvolution
    Apr 22, 12:59 PM
    Two companies I really don't care for.

    Apple makes some sweet hardware (hence I visit this site) but they seriously lack in the software programming and ethical department.

    Samsung makes some crappy TVs (I really don't know why they have such a good reputation for TVs, I've got two of them and they look like crap in comparison to my $400 Emerson), not to mention crappy cell phones that are guaranteed to break in a year. (I've gone through three, 1st the slider started to stick, 2nd one the speaker on it broke, and the 3rd one it would double entry the 6 key when I tried to text).

    Good for samsung though for trying to strike back for that ridiculous suit Apple did about the Galaxy.





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  • southernpaws
    Apr 22, 02:07 PM
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  • Full of Win
    Apr 29, 03:53 PM
    Interesting point. I'm sure the Department of Justice would love to know about any contact between Labels and Amazon in the past few months. :cool:

    If Amazon wanted to sell their content, why would they not have contact to come to an arrangement? Why is this improper?


    It's based on demand. If it's still popular its more expensive - no matter how old it is.

    That is what I thought, however the 1st post was written to imply that most older content was at the 0.99 price point. This is just not what I've been seeing. If its popular, no matter the time in the iTunes store, its 1.29, aside from any limited time promotional deals.





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  • prostuff1
    Oct 23, 09:31 AM
    Boot Camp is not virtualization, by any definition. (And no, there's no way Microsoft or anyone else could argue that it is.)

    I know that Bootcamp is not virtualization. What i am saying is that to run the OS in Bootcamp and a copy in parallels (legally) you would need to by the business or premium edition (or whatever they are called).





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  • gr8whtd0pe
    Jan 25, 11:36 PM
    $90 shipped for 2TB on newegg. Can't beat that. (link (http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16822136471))
    http://images17.newegg.com/is/image/newegg/22-136-471-TS?$S300W$





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  • NicoleRichie
    Nov 6, 02:39 PM
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    2 gen iPad 3G (ha ha), and a 240 GB SSD for my MB optical drive replacement.





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  • nimbusthegreat
    Apr 15, 03:21 PM
    Well Apple has used up all the "big cat" names like Tiger and Lion which means that either OS 11 is underway or they will be in the embarassing situation of having to use lesser cat names which imply "less".

    Ocelot, Cheetah, Cougar, Fluffy,

    so 10.8 might be cougar. but if so the system requirements will make it only run on older hardware.....





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  • DTphonehome
    Jul 21, 02:05 PM
    I'll get excited when/if Apple's Market share reaches 10%. Other than that, it's not such a big deal, IMO. :o

    You can't get to 10% from 4% without passing through 4.8%





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  • leekohler
    Mar 10, 10:19 AM
    Sheen just keeps getting worse. I wonder how long it will take for him to hit bottom.

    Of all the amazing claims that Charlie Sheen has made over the past few weeks, about Adonis DNA and mercury surfboards and AA Nazis and lions and tiger blood and bears, this one might be the most surprising: On Wednesday, he called into "The Dan Patrick Show" to announce, "This could be my final interview."

    Three weeks have passed since Sheen first contacted the radio program, launching an unexpected press tour that's included a number of radio stations, morning-show interviews, late-night talk-show appearances and his own self-produced Ustream show, "Sheen's Korner." ("Hey, it's must-see TV," he quipped, sounding a little exhausted.) Earlier Wednesday morning, he even appeared on KRTH-FM (101.1) in Los Angeles. But Sheen later told Patrick, "[This] is where it all began and where it all ends, you know?"

    Asked what brought such an abrupt end to his interviews, he said, "All they do is glad-hand me to get into my home, then they vilify me. ... At the end of the day, it's about ratings and commerce. They act concerned, but their behavior is completely the opposite." Sheen said that made him feel "bitter."
    Patrick, however, seemed genuinely concerned about the actor. "Are you OK?" he asked Sheen.

    "I'm better than OK," Sheen insisted. "I'm me. I'm winning." But he didn't sound convinced.

    Patrick also asked if he was personally responsible for Sheen's very troubled interviews. "I wouldn't say you caused all of it," Sheen deadpanned. "Maybe 97 percent."

    The actor also denied accusations that he'd been "flubbing my lines" or doing cocaine on the set of "Two and a Half Men." But he accepted that heds been axed from the show, and he said he thought that John Stamos and Rob Lowe, both rumored as possible replacements for his character, would be fine substitutions. (He'd previously slammed Stamos in the press.) "I think they're both fabulous," he said, "and my apologies to John. I was rude to him earlier, John Stamos. That was unnecessary. And Rob's an old friend, a brilliant actor, a beautiful man."

    'The interview sounded a bit like a downbeat closing statement for Sheen -- until the very end, when he slightly amended the terms of his retirement from the press tour. "I won�t do any interviews except you," he told Patrick. "How 'bout that?"

    http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/sns-lat-charlie-sheen-on-the-dan-patrick-show-this-could-be-my-final-interview-20110309,0,1562534.story





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  • balamw
    Oct 23, 09:29 AM
    So I'll say that, if this is accurate, I stand corrected. After a few years of reading Microsoft (and other) EULAs, even I thought Microsoft wouldn't be that retarded. ;-)

    Given the language, and given the additional-license situation with Business and Ultimate, I still have to say I'm surprised.
    The more "interesting" restriction I saw (and mentioned in the other thread) was the "don't use DRM in a VM" restriction even with business or ultimate. :eek: :rolleyes:

    B





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  • iEvolution
    Apr 26, 05:29 PM
    LOL@ people that really expected this service to be free.

    As if it doesn't cost apple any money to keep the server up and running and to hold your data.

    Cloud services are a joke because there are so many places (at least in my area) where you cannot even get 3G speeds because the signal quality is so poor.

    Furthermore, the area I work at blocks out cell reception so it would be pointless for me.

    Another point is once this Cloud service is made they won't even bother updating iPod/iPhone capacities because they'll want you on the cloud service so they can get you to pay monthly fees for capacity.

    Cloud storage is a terrible idea for multimedia storage.





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  • Micjose
    Apr 22, 05:01 PM
    this sounds like a bunch of bull, the iphone 4 is complete great the way it is. Why degrade it?





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  • hayesk
    Mar 31, 08:40 PM
    That's terrible. I use a computer because I don't want to use paper. And I don't want to see paper on my computer screen. Bone-heads. Need to get rid of these old paper-centric fogies at Apple.

    Really? I use the a computer because it is easier to enter, store, and edit information. Not because I don't want it to look like paper. The less "high-tech" a computer looks, the better, in my opinion. It makes it more friendly and approachable.

    I'd like to see some testing done on whether these "like the real thing" UIs help. This leads to every window looking different, and while that may sound awful, it might be easier to see the window you want out of a see of windows. It also leads to the app being more approachable.

    As for the distraction argument, full screen mode is supposed to eliminate that, so if iCal is in the background, you'll never see it. There's also the Hide function in every app.





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  • yac_moda
    Jul 17, 02:28 PM
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    Originally Posted by Padraig
    Don't know how true this is, but if correct demonstrates MS determination to take losses to dominate the market. From Engadget,

    But it gets better. To attract current iPod users Microsoft is going to let you download for free any songs you've already bought from the iTunes Music Store. They'll actually scan iTunes for purchased tracks and then automatically add those to your account. Microsoft will still have to pay the rights-holders for the songs, but they believe it'll be worth it to acquire converts to their new player.


    If this is true, it will allow those considering a switch to be a no brainer.

    Good marketing for Microsoft.

    :eek:

    YAH !!! Great JOBs MS between their new music store, hemorrhaging Box, and brilliant marketing of constantly diluting their installed base with new solutions that don't solve anything and overpriced licensing they will be in the poor house in no time.

    Remember when DELL was a big company, they will simply fade away with a whimper just like DELL did !!! :cool:





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  • milo
    Jul 28, 02:54 PM
    It has something unique, look at all the press covering it now, and how many of us are talking about it.

    Just because it's being talked about doesn't make it unique. So what is unique about it?

    And people are only talking about it because it's an announcement from a huge company. Which has nothing to do with whether it will actually sell well or not.





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  • Deechh
    Sep 14, 12:45 AM
    About a LinkinPark's new CD..it's good..but who buys cd's nowadays?





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  • *LTD*
    Apr 26, 09:08 PM
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    Of course they'll charge for it. This kind of stuff will pile up fast. No free lunch. On the upside, there's increased level of accountability and service. Apple will be accountable to your dollar.





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  • FX4568
    Apr 17, 08:49 PM
    Are you talking about this article (http://news.cnet.com/8301-13924_3-20031434-64.html?tag=posts;msg5118115) from back in February that has been discussed ad infinitum on here?

    http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1126201&highlight=

    Are you referring to a newer cnet story? Do you have a link? Thanks, I am personally holding off and really hoping its true... we'll see!

    Also clock rate is not the only factor for determining chip speed... in fact it is a very small factor. The new processor is not just .17 hz faster, its a whole new architecture. Its why the 2.0 Ghz i7 in the 2011 MBPs are faster than the a 3.2 Ghz Pentium 4 Prescott from 2004.

    It was a video released on 4/8/2011.
    I cant link it since CNET doesnt actually show URL for videos.
    Go to Cnet, Videos, Apple Byte, and it will be the second video on the list.

    Yea, I have been corrected in that, but the argument on GPU still stands.





    mhof
    Mar 16, 09:29 AM
    Good luck guys. I ended up going to the gym instead of SCP this morning as I wasn't sure if I'd be there early enough.





    babybanana
    Nov 1, 03:10 PM
    Would quite love this to keep me occupied on the cold nights at uni now.

    http://www.friendsboxsetdvd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/friendsBoxset.jpg

    I would also love a bridge camera of some sort too.





    Don't panic
    Apr 28, 12:26 PM
    Ouch, Appleguy. I believe you may have made our wolfish friend angry. Now we avenge you.

    eldiablojoe

    Hold your guns, Annie. ;)
    it's not lynching time yet.

    thumbs up, fellow hitchhikers!
    tsk, all this time i was looking out for the vogons while it was the darn mice we should be worrying about.

    sorry you are gone appleguy, but at least you certainly helped.
    now the odds are a bit better.





    COMtnBiker
    Feb 1, 10:19 PM
    Nice bike. How much did it run you?

    There is a whole lot of members here who bike...

    Picture of Your Bike thread (http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=218370&page=32)

    Craigslist special. :D Going to use it as a commuter, and it is an addition to my f/s mountain bike and dedicated road bike. Commute has too many curbs, potholes, gravel sections to ride the road bike and too far for the mtn bike. Wife thinks I'm nuts. :cool:





    aegisdesign
    Aug 16, 07:19 AM
    Around here AIM is all anyone uses...

    The American market is not like the rest of the world and it really isn't 'all anyone uses'.


    Here's a more recent survey...

    "London, April 10, 2006 � comScore Networks, the leader in digital media measurement, today released the results of an analysis of instant messenger (IM) usage in various parts of the world. According to the study, eighty-two million people, or 49 percent of the European online population, used IM applications to communicate online in February. In comparison, sixty-nine million people in North America, or only 37 percent of the online population, used IM during the same timeframe. Interestingly, the analysis showed that IM is most heavily used in the Latin American region, with 64 percent of the online population using IM in February.


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